Lyric Charms Alarm - Common Sense

Lyric Song Charms Alarm: A hem
What we have here is a veryserious delicate situation
Lots of people out here always ridin the dickhmmph
But check this out
I like your styleI like your stride
and I like your motivation
But the Late Showwe ain t standin for that shit
So my man right here he wrote a little song about it
Why don t you sing it

Common
Ring thealarmhere comesthe Com
Call me Mr Hollywood check it out!
Ring thealarmhere comesthe Com
Call me Mr Hollywood
On the GoodshipLollipop
POP goes the lolli lollifor I mthe Jolly
Good Fellowhe LLO Is anybody there
I m not a stepso don t stare
Because I Rock well I always feel like
I always feel likeSomebody s Watchin Me
oohSomebody s Watchin Me
It s gotta be thatthat that that nigga that sweat my shit
I say say sayyquot;Black get off the zack
you block my urinal tractyquot;
I gotta go pee peeyo you don t know me
You re just a New Kid on My Jocktip seekin and you re phony
It s my little pony and you cannot get a ride
So when you see me homeyjust please just step aside
Step asidenot talkin wlidsideI m comin from the Southside
where the ruffnecks reign; if you can t stand itdon t go outside
Cause it s hot I got the stuff to call your bluff and pull your card
and nowadays it s all these dick kidsthat wanna be hard
You re FRAUDULENTI can tell a pussy by his scent
So sorrybut the van got tipped
And out is how I m lookinI m lookin out for my people
I m fly like I m fly like but me don t have no eagle
Beat the beater with the juicehow far would you go to
You re never gonna get itwoo wooh wooh WOOH! * sings like En Vogue*
You wasn t down from the +Jump+so why you wanna Kris Kross
You no business buyininsecure junkyard motherfucker
Get lostcause youse a sucker



Common
We really lucky we got emyou can spot em
from a distancenow let s just say FOR INSTANCE
you got a crank gettin ganked for his bank by some snake
little wench is you isor is you ain t
the suck errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You gotta gotta begotta beto let the shit occur
Gettin pimpedby a hoethat ain t too proud to begfor your dough
She get your money mo money mo money money mo!
I couldn t go out like that if it was my first day off of punishment
Just call me Kaopectate; in relationshipsI m runnin shit
So don t be comin to me with thatyquot;We can go outyou payyquot;
Cancel that bitchit s theUnamerican way
This is the circumcisionand skins is gettin cut off
Ridin on my shitjust to get they nut off
NOTno copsjust low downs want a lick
If you ain t down with the VanDykeget off the Dick
Cause I remember the timethe timethe time you tried
to play me like I was booty but now you re just a groupie
Sweatin me uhhsweatin me uhh
Tellin me when I get big don t be forgettin me uhh
But forget youforgot youafterI rock you
It s Blo Pop time bitchyou better set your clock
to the Charms Alarm



Common
Why d the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road
To get to the other side!
Why d the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road
To get to the other sidenow check it out
I got the pep in my stepthe slide in my glide
So I won t tripwhen I let my backbone slip
Some shake it to the EastI m shakin Westwell I ma shake your mid
And I ma get you suckazjust give me one sideand one rib
I barbeque the mouths HEYI barbeque the mouths
Cause mom always said don t play wack in the house!
So take that garbage to the backyard
And I was likeyquot;Everybody wanna wanna rap hardyquot;
Before you wasn t hardcoreso Sonic why ya flipped
How you gonna hop when you ain t hip
You found rapon a two way street and lost it
on a parkwayI ain t sayin no namesyo Rico Suave
Fuckin goons fakin stab woundsI need to shank the crank
Elvis Presley Jrtryin to be somethin that you ain t
No dapsy all are hoesy all go on stage
and take off all your clothes; then you strike a pose
You knows and I knowsthat s how you sell your record
Because your shit is BUTTyou gotta get NAKED
But you re wackyou re wackshowin your body to me
I said you re wackyou re wackshowin your body to me
You got no Soul manand you need to get a Pound
Cause youain tah really down
with true hip hop you SUCKERS